Haggu- The Bull

Octopus Paul is hogging all the limelight. But far away, in my home village, gram-RajaPakar, jila-Vaishali, Haggu the bull, without the media glare, is making predictions, all correct for the past 10 years. His methodology is simple. He shits around his predictions. For the final, he ran around shitting, and wrote Holland (I wonder who taught him English, must be that Lalu's horse that only understands English)on the ground. I am told he did it similarly for all matches. I got to know about it today only. as my village still doesnt have long distance communication facilities, and Indian media, in any case doesn't cover poor Indian villages.
Football predictions are low on priority for people there. They mostly use him to predict the crop outcome. So Haggu, shits in those fields, where crops will be good, and he has been bang on till now.
Well, Haggu never got media attentions, and so did my village. Octopus, sparrow, and what not has kept the media busy. But I feel media missed something. Rakhi Sawant has not made any predictions. I hope some media  guys would approach her as her predictions are more important than anything. After, it's a game of balls, and that too big one's.